If you work at fast food places and 2 kids with really red eyes walk in, there should be a rule that you have to talk to them slowly. jus sayin’.

thefrogman:

I’m confident this guy is a jackass. 

Me after a haircut:

  • me to the hairdresser: thankyou so much, this is perfect, the best haircut ever!
  • me on the inside: WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE, GLUE IT BACK ON, I WANT A REFUND
knowyourmeme:

I wish I could wear this GIF.
KYMdb - Honey Boo Boo Child

knowyourmeme:

I wish I could wear this GIF.

KYMdb - Honey Boo Boo Child

fuckyeahretailrobin:

Let’s all have a quiet moment for Zellers.

(For those who don’t know Zellers is a Canadian chain that is being bought out by Target in some locations.)

fuckyeahretailrobin:

Let’s all have a quiet moment for Zellers.

(For those who don’t know Zellers is a Canadian chain that is being bought out by Target in some locations.)

thefrogman:

“Hillary, did you see my speech?”

“Yes, absolutely. Almost all of it.”

cannotunsee:

Look-alikes: Presidential candidate Mitt Romney versus The Mayor of Who-ville from How the Grinch Stole Christmas

cannotunsee:

Look-alikes: Presidential candidate Mitt Romney versus The Mayor of Who-ville from How the Grinch Stole Christmas

sirmitchell:

littlefacemitt is amazing. 

sirmitchell:

littlefacemitt is amazing.