If you work at fast food places and 2 kids with really red eyes walk in, there should be a rule that you have to talk to them slowly. jus sayin’.
I’m confident this guy is a jackass.
Me after a haircut:
- me to the hairdresser: thankyou so much, this is perfect, the best haircut ever!
- me on the inside: WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE, GLUE IT BACK ON, I WANT A REFUND
I wish I could wear this GIF.
KYMdb - Honey Boo Boo Child
KYMdb - 60’s Spider-Man

Let’s all have a quiet moment for Zellers.
(For those who don’t know Zellers is a Canadian chain that is being bought out by Target in some locations.)
“Hillary, did you see my speech?”
“Yes, absolutely. Almost all of it.”
Look-alikes: Presidential candidate Mitt Romney versus The Mayor of Who-ville from How the Grinch Stole Christmas






