man I want it to be a historic moment when I go to the US

lost 2 followers
:’(
my life is over
i cant believe this
oh noooo

If you work at fast food places and 2 kids with really red eyes walk in, there should be a rule that you have to talk to them slowly. jus sayin’.

Me after a haircut:

  • me to the hairdresser: thankyou so much, this is perfect, the best haircut ever!
  • me on the inside: WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE, GLUE IT BACK ON, I WANT A REFUND
fuckyeahretailrobin:

Let’s all have a quiet moment for Zellers.

(For those who don’t know Zellers is a Canadian chain that is being bought out by Target in some locations.)

fuckyeahretailrobin:

Let’s all have a quiet moment for Zellers.

(For those who don’t know Zellers is a Canadian chain that is being bought out by Target in some locations.)

thefrogman:

“Hillary, did you see my speech?”

“Yes, absolutely. Almost all of it.”

"Being the real batman, Criss Angel has a lot of responsiblitys between defending Gotham city and being the magician of everyones dreams. Cody, his dog says "I can’t believe my owner actually became famous off of magic, ya’ know I actually taught him his first magic trick as he was cleaning up my feces." Criss Angel often gets confused with Bruce Wayne or The Batman. Criss angel likes to point out to his fans that his favorite anime is Little Busters and his waifu is no 3d PD but Naruto from the hit T.v show Naruto, he also admires the Poke’mon series as his runner up anime." (x)

What the hell did I just find

thefrogman:

I really wanted to find the artist who did this before I posted it. I think I’ve tracked it down to a 9GAG post by the user likeamogwai. But it seems a little suspicious. It is his only post and I can’t find any other art from him. He isn’t responding to anyone’s messages. 

If anyone knows for sure who the artist is, please message me. 

(via keybladeranger)