If you work at fast food places and 2 kids with really red eyes walk in, there should be a rule that you have to talk to them slowly. jus sayin’.
Me after a haircut:
- me to the hairdresser: thankyou so much, this is perfect, the best haircut ever!
- me on the inside: WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE, GLUE IT BACK ON, I WANT A REFUND